What? Am I missing something?

In a microcosm of the state of England today, a young girl broke down in tears as she described how hard it is to make ends meet. Quick as a flash He's on his feet and ranting like a loon about organising a march, a march! to demand a living wage. Gordon you hopeless arsewipe You are the prime minister, You! It was up to You to sort this out. You failed, as always, because You are useless. What next? will You deliver yourself a petition? Gordon just go and fuck off back to wherever You came from.

Smug berk alert!

I've always considered Postman Plod to be overrated even by the standards of this lame and enfeebled government, He never has much of any use to say unless it is on his favourite topic, the tories. He was chiefly responsible for the "sainted" NHS policy of " Die in agony with no help if You dare to mortgage Your house/ spend all your life savings on treatments We won't provide for You." As for his treatment of the hapless Gary McKinnon, this is predictable and continues the Juntas tradition of victimising the most vulnerable. ( See Blind Pew/ Maxine Carr.) All of this trademark unpleasantness delivered with His usual brand of grinning boyish south eastern charm.

Nobody else seems to have mentioned this but yesterday mornings execrable performance on " The Politics Show" made the supreme leader look almost efficient. From the off He was armed and dangerous, ready to fill us in on the tories, their cuts, the tories, they are nasty, the tories, will ruin the "recovery". If You didn't know about the tories by now, well you soon would! ( By the way "the tories" have been out of government since 1997 is what you didn't hear, and the tories are not responsible for the state of the economy.) All good until the impertinent interviewer asked a question. The resulting train wreck was something to see. I'll not break it down here but some strange stuff did come out in the rambling responses.

He said, honestly he did, remember what it was like in 1997! I do remember 1997, very well, and very fondly. An economy that was booming, best employment figures for years, house prices picking up, that 1997. It wasn't all good however, the country made a grave error in my view, but then who wanted the awful tories to carry on spoiling the party?

He said, really he did , there is noone better than Brown to lead the country. So in the labour party they can't beat a washed up, raving, serially dishonest, obfuscating, incredibly unpopular nutter. If He is the best I can't imagine the worst.

Finally asked if He would debate the BNP, he was back with the boyish offensive, puffed up and smug he declared, " I havent shared a platform with a fascist in 45 years." Nice one Al! Small point here, you lot have been alienating so many people over the last 12 years, many of them haven't given a thought as to the wider policies of the BNP and just see it this way. You hate them take their money and give it to people they hate. The BNP, they think, is on their side, and against those who have always let them down. The BNP have direct unchallenged access to them, no awkward questions asked. So I say this to You Al, empty chair the fascists by all means,but if You don't share a platform with a fascist now and ask the right questions, you could find yourself sharing a platform with a fascist soon enough. ( He'll be the one putting a rope around your neck.)*

* I'll not weep for Your swinging corpse.

Well who's fault was it?

So the British Nazi party are now represented in the EP. Boo bloody hoo. So who's to blame? Who drew attention to them by making a big point of using tax payers money to organise counter-demonstrations? Who refused to allow the BNP a platform to expose their odious, ridiculous and unworkable policies? Who alienated the white working class male, their core voters? Whose fault is it that so many people are losing their jobs? Who insulted British workers, saying they were unskilled and lazy. Answers on a postcard to the BrownsLabour quiz. C/O 10 Downing Street.

Woolas, " I didn't, Oh yes I did "

But only because He was told to apparently. Incidentally I have to pay for My own food and I don't actually earn anything at the moment never mind £64,766 pa. I take it the telegraph wont be troubled by M'learned friends on Your behalf then?

Anyone want to see......

.....Woolas actually sue the Telegraph?

If You tolerate this then...

Remember Tony Blairs promise of "whiter than white" government ? of course it didn't last very long. Remember too Gordon Browns promise of a new kind of government, having just bullied and plotted his way into the top job, the only PM in my lifetime at least never to have been elected by party or people. So what have we got here ? It seems that the party of government has been unable to deal with the large number of " right wing " bloggers undermining their every move. In the absence of top Labour friendly bloggers to compete with the leading Tory friendly blogs, especially Iain Dales Diary and the Guido Fawkes blog by Paul Staines. Now as with most good blogs these are not funded by any political party, they are not national newspapers and they have no outside influence. These are just the work of individuals free to write and say whatever they like without any restraint, and so good are they at this that many people, not always like minded, read them every day.

Clearly it is beyond the wit of Brown and his minions how this works. Last year the shambolic, disgraced ex lobbyist Derek Draper was brought back to pioneer an online rebuttal system to compete with " right wing " bloggers. The result has been a car crash. Draper is rude, ignorant and dishonest, completely unable to stick with a story and appears on TV looking unkempt and ranting so wildly He needs to be upbraided by the presenter. Much as he tries to deny it his Labourlist is sponsored by the party and so is doomed to failure, not that it is any good anyway.

So far out of it are the government that the PM's personal adviser Damian McBride, ( a civil servant by the way, ) started emailing Draper suggesting that they set up a Guido style blog called Red Rag, and use it to smear top tories with unfounded allegations in the belief that it would " destabilise " the tories. You can begin to see the problem already. I'm not going to go through the contents here but suffice to say government computers and taxpayers money were used to discuss obscene false and libellous allegations against politcal opponents. The emails found their way into Mr Staines posession and He was soon making it clear He was going to go public with them, a last ditch attempt to divert attention by publishhing a story in the Telegraph on Saturday morning failed and McBride was toast by 5 O clock Yesterday. A harsh lesson in the way things work.

This hasn't died yet, one of the smearees tory MP Nadine Dorries, a formidable backbencher is lets just say, incandescent about the story that was discussed about her. She is consulting lawyers about the matter and demanding an apology from the Prime Minister no less. Draper is bleating like a deranged sheep that McBride shouldn't have gone, that the emails were a private joke between mates and that Mr Staines should not have published them. Clearly Draper is an embarassment the party can ill afford to be associated with much longer, and the responsible minister, Tom Watson, is now in the firing line too. But what does this say of Gordon Browns judgement? the Prime Minister likes to sermonise to us about his great skills of leadership, and his statesmanship. These men are close to the Prime Minister, these are people He trusts. Last year the government lost a safe seat in a bye-election by crassly insulting the people of Crewe and Nantwich with a staggeringly puerile campaign, can nobody tell him this really isn't working?

Draper likes to put it about that Paul Staines is backed by the tories, either He is terminally dense or just plain pathalogically dishonest, whatever He really doesn't have a clue how it works. My hat off to Paul Staines for his magnificent coup, it was wonderful to watch it unfold, I wish I had half his skill.

A Plague on Both Your Houses.

Clearly the only reason that the Liebour filth ever introduced The Freedom Of Information Act was to give them the opportunity to expose Tory miscreancy. Presumably they felt in their high-handed way that nobody would ever find fault with such righteous and right thinking people as themselves, consequently the act has continuously come back to haunt them. The invasion of Iraq is the most shameful episode to have taken place in My lifetime, ( the Chagos archipellago aside, ) neither the Government nor, pathetically and utterly shamefully, the Tories can emerge from this cesspool of moral turpitude with a scion of credit. When in this enlightened age did it ever become neccessary to invent reasons or resort to xenophobia in order to start a war? I hardly need to mention the cost in terms of human life, or financially of this ill begotten misdeed.

So it comes to pass that the stateless, reptillian gauleiter and junta apologist "Judge" Jack Sinister, today hammered a gigantic ( and possibly fatal, ) nail in the coffin of parliamentary democracy by burying the truth about this criminal fiasco, away from public view. And Who should collude with the evil ones? Why the Tories of course! Flashman has finally reverted to type. Much as the painful humiliation of Jocky and co can't come soon enough, I can't see myself voting Tory until sackcloth and ashes have been worn over Iraq. Meanwhile Shrove Tuesday 2009, mark it well, another black day for this beleaguered land.

Cretins Of The Week

A magnificent performance by speaker "Gorbals Mick" Martin. His attept to throw the blame around was quite the most shameless spectacle since, well since the last time "Al Zymer" Skinner rose to speak.

Not to be outdone, Smiffy's increasingly deranged performances give the impression that She's lost the plot and is back at school claiming that someone bigger did it and ran away. It should be said that Her pathetic, whining and thouroughly disgraceful response to the kicking She recieved from the European Court of Human Rights proves that, wait for it, She is not fit to be in government, She is not fit to be a minister of the crown and She is not fit to be a member of the House of Commons.(Frankly She is not fit to be a human being.)

In the spirit of bi-partisanship I would also like to honour Muslim-baiter Philip Green (Con, Shipley) who felt that it was neccessary to criticise Russell Brands award for best stand-up at the British Comedy Awards, on the grounds that, well take a guess. Philip just get on with Your job, You've never seen His act, I doubt that You have even heard the offending (and offensive) calls. Frankly I think Frankie Boyle or Al Murray were more deserving but that's my opinion.

Cretins Of The Week.

A bit late and just as well, just saw Question Time last night and was treated to an exhibition of stunningly feeble ineptitude by Douglas Alexander, (Minister for something very important I am sure, but must confess I can't remember what.) I can't remember anyone, even "Buff" Hoon, giving such a limp performance since the terminally egregious "Bernie" Flint last appeared on there. Such desperation would be funny if He wasn't representing the government side, He was picked off easily by Gideon and pummelled senseless by the redoutable Julia Neuberger. You know it's getting desperate when Liebour politicians talk about the Tories because they don't have anything to offer themselves.





This takes the attention away from the remarkable misjudgement by Labourgraph duo, James Kirkup and Robert Winnett. Breaking the Damien Green story they said "However, the arrest of such a senior Conservative figure who hopes to become a Home Office minister will embarrass the opposition. He is now likely to face pressure to resign from the Tory front bench." Well erm... yes, quite.





I might also mention a little contribution from Lady Pollington Toynbee, something about 3 million unemployed not being so bad, 90% will still be working. Nice. ( If it's only 3 million that might constitute success.)





Oh, and the increasingly gormless Smiffy, worse than Blind Pew.

King Of The Cretins

If the increasingly disturbing behaviour of the supreme leader Jocky McBroon was not disturbing enough, the behaviour of what used to be the Liebour party is becoming increasingly unhinged. They were at it again yesterday when a speech by Gideon was a cue for a load of besuited mongs to start running around the government benches gurning , shrieking, making odd faces and gesticulating. Speaker Martin gave up. Just thought I'd mention that people are losing their jobs, houses, savings here, everything they worked for doing real jobs and paying punitive taxes for McDingbat and the dingettes to waste on increasingly quixotic projects. But I may have the answer, the motley collection of public schoolboys and girls/ Oxbridge graduates,( "Toffs", if You will,) that make up the rump of the PLP these days need to reinforce their "working class" credentials, by indulging in a spot of class war with the Tories. I fear they are trying to behave like "us", they are trying to look like "ordinary people". Sad? yes, pathetic? definitely, laughable? well maybe. I fear they may have been boning up by watching Tricia and Jeremy Kyle

Cretins Of The Week.

Slow week, the most outstanding effort came from Liebour sycophant David Aaronovitch in the Times. In what was largely a good article by His standards, He spoiled it when launched a defence of Sharon "Pie Chart" Shoesmith, against the angry public, who tend to get a little irate when human fetulence tortures and murders innocent children under the noses of their supposed protectors. It was the lack of contrition and the excuses David. Not to mention the attitude that little Peter didn't really matter in the bigger picture.

www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/david_aaronovitch/article5175550.ece

Must mention the unwelcome appearance of Patricia "Doctor Death" Hewitt on the Politics Show, sounding like a primary school teacher admonishing a 5 year old child, She lectured on the need to do more to prevent smoking, plain packets, sold under the counter (with the illegal porn?) poke customers with a sharp stick, make smokers wear a silly hat etc. There comes a time when You are flogging a dead horse, it is a persons right to smoke if they want to, You will not persuade a single person to give up this way. Besides there is no attempt to address the increasing number of people smoking Barlinnie thinnies.

Cretins Of The Week.

Another week another casually racist slur against the people of England. I can't be 100% on this one, but fingers are pointing at one Ron Davies late First Minister of Wales, being responsible for advice to Caerphilly council to be careful when using the word British as it may be offensive to Welsh, Irish and Scottish people, implying an inclusiveness that doesn't exist. (Too bloody right it does!!!). No mention here of the English, of course, as British is now no more than a derogatory term used to beat the English with. Why not go the whole ten yards and mention that it might offend the many people who come and live in this country due to our generosity and hospitality. Get thee back to Hampstead Heath Ron, there will be a price to pay for this one day soon.

(Incidentally if anyone can supply Me with a copy of said leaflet, let Me know.)

Also no less than 61 headteachers in the Borough of Haringey, demonstrating a strong sense of where their priorites lie, have signed a letter in defence of Self-serving, parasitic, unapologetic, arrogant cow Sharon Shoesmith, right, chief pie-chart maker at Haringey social services. So where do the interests of children lie with this lot? Shoesmith is toast, though She'll be handsomely remunerated for Her failure no doubt. ( A list of the 61 will be published here when I get hold of it.)

Cretins Of The Week.

1. Fanny Squeers, of course.

2. The imbecilic, adolescent dick-head on Question time last night, who in an attempt to justify His belief that the fuss over the Ross-Brand fiasco was somewhat overblown, indeed it was, suggested that Andrew Sachs deserved little sympathy as his portrayal of "Manuel" created a stereotype. I hardly know where to begin on this one, leaving aside the fact that the character, a nervous catalonian waiter living in fear of his maniacal, pompous little Englander employer, was not the butt of the joke. Forgetting that the character was created by John Cleese and Connie Booth. This twerp clearly didn't realise that Sachs, a German Jew by birth, who fled Berlin in the 30's knows all there is to know about real bigotry and intolerance. Go and play with your train set kiddy.

3. Whoever called the Glenrothes by-election for the SNP.

4. Also Smiffy, still flogging the "plastic poll tax"( Iain Dale,) which apparently we can't wait for. Of course not dear.