Oh Hello!

Well done Gordon, You've found the Midlands, only took You thirteen years. No doubt you'll forget where it is again if You're still PM next week.

What? Am I missing something?

In a microcosm of the state of England today, a young girl broke down in tears as she described how hard it is to make ends meet. Quick as a flash He's on his feet and ranting like a loon about organising a march, a march! to demand a living wage. Gordon you hopeless arsewipe You are the prime minister, You! It was up to You to sort this out. You failed, as always, because You are useless. What next? will You deliver yourself a petition? Gordon just go and fuck off back to wherever You came from.

Smug berk alert!

I've always considered Postman Plod to be overrated even by the standards of this lame and enfeebled government, He never has much of any use to say unless it is on his favourite topic, the tories. He was chiefly responsible for the "sainted" NHS policy of " Die in agony with no help if You dare to mortgage Your house/ spend all your life savings on treatments We won't provide for You." As for his treatment of the hapless Gary McKinnon, this is predictable and continues the Juntas tradition of victimising the most vulnerable. ( See Blind Pew/ Maxine Carr.) All of this trademark unpleasantness delivered with His usual brand of grinning boyish south eastern charm.

Nobody else seems to have mentioned this but yesterday mornings execrable performance on " The Politics Show" made the supreme leader look almost efficient. From the off He was armed and dangerous, ready to fill us in on the tories, their cuts, the tories, they are nasty, the tories, will ruin the "recovery". If You didn't know about the tories by now, well you soon would! ( By the way "the tories" have been out of government since 1997 is what you didn't hear, and the tories are not responsible for the state of the economy.) All good until the impertinent interviewer asked a question. The resulting train wreck was something to see. I'll not break it down here but some strange stuff did come out in the rambling responses.

He said, honestly he did, remember what it was like in 1997! I do remember 1997, very well, and very fondly. An economy that was booming, best employment figures for years, house prices picking up, that 1997. It wasn't all good however, the country made a grave error in my view, but then who wanted the awful tories to carry on spoiling the party?

He said, really he did , there is noone better than Brown to lead the country. So in the labour party they can't beat a washed up, raving, serially dishonest, obfuscating, incredibly unpopular nutter. If He is the best I can't imagine the worst.

Finally asked if He would debate the BNP, he was back with the boyish offensive, puffed up and smug he declared, " I havent shared a platform with a fascist in 45 years." Nice one Al! Small point here, you lot have been alienating so many people over the last 12 years, many of them haven't given a thought as to the wider policies of the BNP and just see it this way. You hate them take their money and give it to people they hate. The BNP, they think, is on their side, and against those who have always let them down. The BNP have direct unchallenged access to them, no awkward questions asked. So I say this to You Al, empty chair the fascists by all means,but if You don't share a platform with a fascist now and ask the right questions, you could find yourself sharing a platform with a fascist soon enough. ( He'll be the one putting a rope around your neck.)*

* I'll not weep for Your swinging corpse.

Dr Phyllis Starkey MP, shameless lying get!

For chutzpah, its hard to beat this obscure nonentity, the member for Milton Keynes.

"The message from my voters is they like Gordon, they admire Gordon, they are astonished we'd think about getting rid of him."

Frankly I'm speechless, well almost, which voters did you canvas on this? Have You really been canvassing because I haven't seen a lot of it lately, especially from Labour.

Will nobody rid us of this turbulent prat?

This is a very low point indeed, not just for this blogger but for the countries ( for there are four of us, ) as a whole. Never in the history of parliamentary politics has one man stood above all, smugly content to put himself before the people, his party, his friends and his family in the vain pursuit of his own personal glory. Gordon Brown is a vain, avaricious, cowardly, self obsessed, functionally inarticulate, bullying braggart. He is not only the worst person ever to hold the post of Prime Minister ( and First Lord of the Treasury), a role to which he was elected neither by party or by country. He is also the worst cabinet minister and the worst MP ever to hold office, he is utterly unfit for purpose, if there is nobody better to lead the Labour party, then God help the labour party and God help all of us. It must follow therefore that anybody not associated with this pathetically discredited (dis) organisation is better qualified to lead the country than anyone within it, fair enough!

The labour party is preparing itself for its worst nightmare, when Brown is forced constitutionally to face his worst nightmare, election by the people he has always held in the utmost contempt the party will face a pointy reckoning, the people of this country are indeed angry, furious even at parliaments disgraceful larceny, but they are more so at the ruination of their country. Last year the party suffered numerous electoral humiliations, the loss of Crewe and Nantwich stood out for the utterly crass nature of the campaign, particularly as the bye-election was brought about by the death of the redoubtable party stalwart Gwyneth Dunwoody, and the candidate was her own daughter. On Thursday the parties county councillors were turfed out en masse, as the country took the opportunity to give their verdict on Gordon Brown, they also had the opportunity to do likewise through the elections to the European parliament. ( As yet the results are not known but they should be humiliating to say the least.)

And yet on they go content to group themselves around their man, two potential leaders David Milliband and Alan Johnson have proven themselves unfit by their craven cowardice, the price they will pay will be far greater than the one they would have payed for showing backbone and wielding the knife, which may have saved their party and their political futures. Of those that quit James Purnell and Caroline " Bernie" Flint should live to fight another day, the latter undeservedly given her irritatingly sour demeanour and gormless performances on Question Time. Of the rest Jacqui Smith has no political future, some may live, some may die I could care less.

Of the great destroyer he continues to live among toadies and sycophants, listening to noone, trotting out his usual rehearsed lines we've heard before. He answers no questions and hides away from the ordinary people he so clearly despises, wickedly he glories in the financial chaos he has wrought with his greed and ineptitude, shirking the blame pointing at opponents as if it was their doing and reminding us how pleased he is at the suffering and poverty that he has overseen. I would say that for the good of the country, his party, his family and himself this sorry fool should depart forthwith. It would be the best outcome for what it is worth. If however He remains to the bitter end then so be it. I look forward to his unprecedented humiliation, and enjoying it. I look forward also to the utter destruction of the labour party, for allowing this caledonian clown to run riot. Frankly I hate You, I hate your lies, I hate your stupid political correctness. I despise you, I despise your dimwitted sense of entitlement, I despise your hatred of the English and your contempt for the working man. I hope your life does not become too dull not being able to order us plebs around any more, you are heading for third place but in time fourth and fifth are up for grabs. Take your regional quangos. your ID cards. your snooping and your czars, get stuffed and go to hell. As for Gordon Brown I would wish him dead but I like the idea of him growing old, despised and derided the man who took the whole rotting hulk with him. Good riddance.

BrownsLabour, desperate, dishonest, shabby and ignoring the main story.

That was the worst ever party election broadcast, period. If those truculent looking idiots were real wouldn't they be pointing the finger at the parasitic clown that got them into this hole? Utter crap!

Speaker Martin is a disgrace and must go!

I don't know what He was thinking of clashing with Kate Hoey and Norman Baker, but Ms Hoey is an example of what an MP should be. The same cannot be said of Gorbals.

Moat Dredging?

Moat dredging? no wonder You voted against transparency!

Hat-tip Guido

Why didn't You come to me?

I'd have done it for fifty, did You really need to claim for that?

Anything on the golden Balls couple yet?

Just askin' .

Woolas, " I didn't, Oh yes I did "

But only because He was told to apparently. Incidentally I have to pay for My own food and I don't actually earn anything at the moment never mind £64,766 pa. I take it the telegraph wont be troubled by M'learned friends on Your behalf then?

Just one question here......

.......MP's are paid an annual salary of £64,766. So what do they do with that exactly?

" It could be deemed to be edging towards what is unacceptable"

In other words it's the most blatantly weak excuse for outright fraudulence. You are a crook and I am contacting the police, clearly this is outside whatever " rules " there are. Furthermore it being within the rules does not mean You have done nothing wrong. In the meantime lets see you and Woolas sue.