Apparently She's very angry.

Oh really, I'm not surprised, being caught at it like that. Frankly I'm incandescent. By the way were the people of your Luton South constituency begging You to run for that seat, because someone else would have done it if You hadn't. Furthermore if You find it so hard You could stand aside rather than resort to criminality. You thief.

Smith Backs Brown.

Bear seen shitting in the woods.

Pointing out that fat stupid women are fat and stupid is not actually a crime shocker!

Incompetent, witless, boot-filling, patronising, trough pig Jackboots Jaqui Smiff has let it be known that she is very upset indeed that exposing the fact that she is an incompetent, witless, boot-filling, patronising trough pig is in no way a criminal offence. Pretty soon, when there is an election, what with Her paper thin majority, massive unemployment in Redditch, public disgust at her swiiling at the public trough and her husbands antics, Ms Smiff will be joining the queue with said husband. Goody. Last time Ms Smiff appeared on telly looking misty eyed it was because the new London Mayor had told her Liebour supporting, incompetent, witless etc. Sir Ian Blair to sling his hook. I get the impression when she can no longer poke her big hooter into our personal business, she will be misty eyed again. Goody.

Zimbab-UK #1

So, its not illegal to con a big fat wad of tax-payers cash by claiming You live in Your sisters broom cupboard. ( notwithstanding the fact that the economy is in the toilet and thousands of jobs are being lost every week.) Because MP's live by their own rules.

Thats OK then.

Sacked...

...and about time too!

Fire Away Folks!

Alison O' Sullivan, Director Of Childrens Services, Kirklees District Council.

Salary £140,000, (unconfirmed.)

Cretins Of The Week

A magnificent performance by speaker "Gorbals Mick" Martin. His attept to throw the blame around was quite the most shameless spectacle since, well since the last time "Al Zymer" Skinner rose to speak.

Not to be outdone, Smiffy's increasingly deranged performances give the impression that She's lost the plot and is back at school claiming that someone bigger did it and ran away. It should be said that Her pathetic, whining and thouroughly disgraceful response to the kicking She recieved from the European Court of Human Rights proves that, wait for it, She is not fit to be in government, She is not fit to be a minister of the crown and She is not fit to be a member of the House of Commons.(Frankly She is not fit to be a human being.)

In the spirit of bi-partisanship I would also like to honour Muslim-baiter Philip Green (Con, Shipley) who felt that it was neccessary to criticise Russell Brands award for best stand-up at the British Comedy Awards, on the grounds that, well take a guess. Philip just get on with Your job, You've never seen His act, I doubt that You have even heard the offending (and offensive) calls. Frankly I think Frankie Boyle or Al Murray were more deserving but that's my opinion.

An Apology.

It appears I may have done Sharon "fat pay off imminent" Shoesmith an injustice in describing Her as a useless arrogant pie- chart making bat-faced harridan. It turns out She's also a fucking liar.

It Does Occur To Me

That Damian Green is guilty of the highest crime in the Liebour manual, telling the truth. Just remember what happened to David Kelly and Andrew Gilligan. I dont know what is more pathetic, that they actually thought this would work, or that half-witted fat trollope Smiffy whining feebly that this is all the Tories fault, ridiculous.

Why Aren't Serially Incompetent People Sacked ?

I was under the impression that bat-faced hag, pie-chart maker, and incompetent public servant Sharon "No Apology" Shoesmith had been summarily dismissed Yesterday, and frankly not before time. It appears She is in fact taking an extended holiday at tax-payers expense, which begs the question, what do You have to do wrong as against how little do You have to earn these days to be sacked? This is an insult to the Haringey tax-payers, many of whom are about to become unemployed through no fault of their own, and without a fat pay-off. It is also an insult to the children let down by her ineptitude.

It appears the lady is consulting m'learned friends in the hope of depriving the council coffers of a fat wedge, if the law isn't to be proved to be an ass, She will be told to get stuffed will she not?

Turds Of The Month (Part 2)

The utterly useless pie-chartist, Sharon Shoesmith, newly unemployed today, represents everything that is wrong with this country. Picking up a six figure salary, at tax-payers expense of course, no doubt to deliver centred solutions of some description. She proved not to give a toss about the one thing She was there to do, ensure the protection of at risk Children. Good riddance, although I'm sure Haringey Coouncil could find Her a new job, delivering clean bog solutions, preferably with Her head.

As for Childrens Secretary, oily Ed Balls, well it took Him long enough, no doubt the public outcry and the Daily Wades campaign got Him to act in the end. Can't really forget His two greasy early morning appearances on the BBC, using them to take cheap shots at Flashman, who had no right of reply, or that He did nothing until the public forced His hand. And He never has to use a door.

Cretins Of The Week.

A bit late and just as well, just saw Question Time last night and was treated to an exhibition of stunningly feeble ineptitude by Douglas Alexander, (Minister for something very important I am sure, but must confess I can't remember what.) I can't remember anyone, even "Buff" Hoon, giving such a limp performance since the terminally egregious "Bernie" Flint last appeared on there. Such desperation would be funny if He wasn't representing the government side, He was picked off easily by Gideon and pummelled senseless by the redoutable Julia Neuberger. You know it's getting desperate when Liebour politicians talk about the Tories because they don't have anything to offer themselves.





This takes the attention away from the remarkable misjudgement by Labourgraph duo, James Kirkup and Robert Winnett. Breaking the Damien Green story they said "However, the arrest of such a senior Conservative figure who hopes to become a Home Office minister will embarrass the opposition. He is now likely to face pressure to resign from the Tory front bench." Well erm... yes, quite.





I might also mention a little contribution from Lady Pollington Toynbee, something about 3 million unemployed not being so bad, 90% will still be working. Nice. ( If it's only 3 million that might constitute success.)





Oh, and the increasingly gormless Smiffy, worse than Blind Pew.

Cretins Of The Week.

Slow week, the most outstanding effort came from Liebour sycophant David Aaronovitch in the Times. In what was largely a good article by His standards, He spoiled it when launched a defence of Sharon "Pie Chart" Shoesmith, against the angry public, who tend to get a little irate when human fetulence tortures and murders innocent children under the noses of their supposed protectors. It was the lack of contrition and the excuses David. Not to mention the attitude that little Peter didn't really matter in the bigger picture.

www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/david_aaronovitch/article5175550.ece

Must mention the unwelcome appearance of Patricia "Doctor Death" Hewitt on the Politics Show, sounding like a primary school teacher admonishing a 5 year old child, She lectured on the need to do more to prevent smoking, plain packets, sold under the counter (with the illegal porn?) poke customers with a sharp stick, make smokers wear a silly hat etc. There comes a time when You are flogging a dead horse, it is a persons right to smoke if they want to, You will not persuade a single person to give up this way. Besides there is no attempt to address the increasing number of people smoking Barlinnie thinnies.