Oh Hello!

Well done Gordon, You've found the Midlands, only took You thirteen years. No doubt you'll forget where it is again if You're still PM next week.

What? Am I missing something?

In a microcosm of the state of England today, a young girl broke down in tears as she described how hard it is to make ends meet. Quick as a flash He's on his feet and ranting like a loon about organising a march, a march! to demand a living wage. Gordon you hopeless arsewipe You are the prime minister, You! It was up to You to sort this out. You failed, as always, because You are useless. What next? will You deliver yourself a petition? Gordon just go and fuck off back to wherever You came from.

Smug berk alert!

I've always considered Postman Plod to be overrated even by the standards of this lame and enfeebled government, He never has much of any use to say unless it is on his favourite topic, the tories. He was chiefly responsible for the "sainted" NHS policy of " Die in agony with no help if You dare to mortgage Your house/ spend all your life savings on treatments We won't provide for You." As for his treatment of the hapless Gary McKinnon, this is predictable and continues the Juntas tradition of victimising the most vulnerable. ( See Blind Pew/ Maxine Carr.) All of this trademark unpleasantness delivered with His usual brand of grinning boyish south eastern charm.

Nobody else seems to have mentioned this but yesterday mornings execrable performance on " The Politics Show" made the supreme leader look almost efficient. From the off He was armed and dangerous, ready to fill us in on the tories, their cuts, the tories, they are nasty, the tories, will ruin the "recovery". If You didn't know about the tories by now, well you soon would! ( By the way "the tories" have been out of government since 1997 is what you didn't hear, and the tories are not responsible for the state of the economy.) All good until the impertinent interviewer asked a question. The resulting train wreck was something to see. I'll not break it down here but some strange stuff did come out in the rambling responses.

He said, honestly he did, remember what it was like in 1997! I do remember 1997, very well, and very fondly. An economy that was booming, best employment figures for years, house prices picking up, that 1997. It wasn't all good however, the country made a grave error in my view, but then who wanted the awful tories to carry on spoiling the party?

He said, really he did , there is noone better than Brown to lead the country. So in the labour party they can't beat a washed up, raving, serially dishonest, obfuscating, incredibly unpopular nutter. If He is the best I can't imagine the worst.

Finally asked if He would debate the BNP, he was back with the boyish offensive, puffed up and smug he declared, " I havent shared a platform with a fascist in 45 years." Nice one Al! Small point here, you lot have been alienating so many people over the last 12 years, many of them haven't given a thought as to the wider policies of the BNP and just see it this way. You hate them take their money and give it to people they hate. The BNP, they think, is on their side, and against those who have always let them down. The BNP have direct unchallenged access to them, no awkward questions asked. So I say this to You Al, empty chair the fascists by all means,but if You don't share a platform with a fascist now and ask the right questions, you could find yourself sharing a platform with a fascist soon enough. ( He'll be the one putting a rope around your neck.)*

* I'll not weep for Your swinging corpse.

Well you will just have to put up with it.

Well they'll be forming their own little club with their goose-stepping chums, and I should remind You whose PR system made all possible, if You bring that to Westminster you'll have them there too ( Alan "no balls" Johnson). They were your seats they took too, they are scum but you're not much better. Hey-ho thats democracy.

Well who's fault was it?

So the British Nazi party are now represented in the EP. Boo bloody hoo. So who's to blame? Who drew attention to them by making a big point of using tax payers money to organise counter-demonstrations? Who refused to allow the BNP a platform to expose their odious, ridiculous and unworkable policies? Who alienated the white working class male, their core voters? Whose fault is it that so many people are losing their jobs? Who insulted British workers, saying they were unskilled and lazy. Answers on a postcard to the BrownsLabour quiz. C/O 10 Downing Street.

BrownsLabour, desperate, dishonest, shabby and ignoring the main story.

That was the worst ever party election broadcast, period. If those truculent looking idiots were real wouldn't they be pointing the finger at the parasitic clown that got them into this hole? Utter crap!

Anything on the golden Balls couple yet?

Just askin' .

When He said His father gave Him a moral compass....

....He forgot to mention He shoved it up His own arse.

What Allah Wants Allah Gets ( Or You Pay For Plod And This Is What You Get! )

So welcome home the Royal Anglian Regiment, to the good wishes of the fine people of the home counties. But while Your there why not march past a bunch of filthy, indolent, scrounging, beardy mosque-rats, and their scrim-faced scrubbers kicking up a stink, much to the disgust of any right thinking human being who realises that these good men are, after all, only doing their job whatever their thoughts on the war.

So are these stinking pigdogs incredibly brave as well as phenominally idiotic? NO! because they are only doing it because they are being allowed to, given the protection of plod. No doubt this is in line with government diktats on "equality" and "diversity". but without plod they wouldn't be there, because they would get what's coming to them, in spades, ( and rightly so too ). So these brave soldiers of Islam are effectively officially sanctioned on their bold jihad, and guess who's paying for this? well You the tax-payer (including the good men of the Royal Anglian Regiment of course,) are funding this verminous lot in the shape of benefits that amount to more than the aforementioned troops are paid in wages. And who is paying for plod to preserve the "yuman rights" of this scholarly lot, why the good people who's day was spoiled by their malodorous presence in the shape of extortionate council tax.

It's not the first time of course that weve been insulted by the government this way, a couple of years ago a load of them got animated about some satirical cartoons they hadn't seen, in a small circulation regional newspaper, they hadn't heard of, and gained official sanction to march through the streets of the capital, letting us know exactly what they wanted to do to us, ( beheading us mainly ), although nobody in the country had the spine to publish the offending items. Meanwhile Jack Sinister the then foreign secretary made a great spectacle of himself, soiling his pants in public whilst railing against the feckless danes. All this had the effect of sending me and many like me running to the computer to see what the fuss was about, ( not a lot BTW ).

I'm not apologising for saying this, these two knuckle dragging primitives, should never have been born, and its a waste of scarce funds feeding them.

When You hear that some unfortunate has been killed in South London, for the high crime of being in the supermarket queue by some syphilitic trollopes' undereducated, brain dead, wastrel of a partner in a row over queue jumping, then its time to start wondering if the death penalty isn't such a bad idea, even if for purely Darwinian purposes, i.e. cleaning up the gene pool. For some reason this particular crime has incensed Me, probably because I can't remember such a pathetically pointless act nor a more arrogantly random assault. I should point out that a violent and unprovoked assault as well, as is evident from the footage shown today, a cowardly one too, if it results in the victims death, is murder. The fact that Virasami hit the " wrong " person, is irrelevant, if the intended victim of this Sub-neanderthal half-wit had accused, one assumes correctly, Richardson, of queue-jumping, why is that an excuse? simple answer it isn't. If Virasami had hit the " right" person it makes no difference, it was a trivial matter and I believe "De minima non curat lex," so it should have been a juries decision, not a deal which insults the victim and his family. It should be said that the sentences will be derisory, and these two parasites will soon be back bothering the long suffering public and living off the state while the usual army of, liebour supporting, do-gooders make more excuses for them. A good man dies and a sick paralysed legal system fails to deliver justice, again. If Virasami had worn a turban and claimed to have hit an"infidel" in the name of Allah He'd have had the full weight of the law against Him, its time to wake up to the fact that their are bigger problems than a few bedwetting islamist fornicators in this land.

Update; At the time of planning this rant I hadn't realised that Virasami was black, so if anyone thinks any of this terminology inappropriate, can I say that he and his skanky hoe are a pair of knuckle dragging, parasitic, sub-neanderthal baboons whether they are black or white.

It also hadn't occurred to me that Richardson was a skag-head, and that their reason for being in such an affluent area was to fund her habit via the usual means, shoplifting. Additionally I suspect that a loser like Virasami is the type of person to use his race as an excuse for his being an utter waste of natural resources.

A Plague on Both Your Houses.

Clearly the only reason that the Liebour filth ever introduced The Freedom Of Information Act was to give them the opportunity to expose Tory miscreancy. Presumably they felt in their high-handed way that nobody would ever find fault with such righteous and right thinking people as themselves, consequently the act has continuously come back to haunt them. The invasion of Iraq is the most shameful episode to have taken place in My lifetime, ( the Chagos archipellago aside, ) neither the Government nor, pathetically and utterly shamefully, the Tories can emerge from this cesspool of moral turpitude with a scion of credit. When in this enlightened age did it ever become neccessary to invent reasons or resort to xenophobia in order to start a war? I hardly need to mention the cost in terms of human life, or financially of this ill begotten misdeed.

So it comes to pass that the stateless, reptillian gauleiter and junta apologist "Judge" Jack Sinister, today hammered a gigantic ( and possibly fatal, ) nail in the coffin of parliamentary democracy by burying the truth about this criminal fiasco, away from public view. And Who should collude with the evil ones? Why the Tories of course! Flashman has finally reverted to type. Much as the painful humiliation of Jocky and co can't come soon enough, I can't see myself voting Tory until sackcloth and ashes have been worn over Iraq. Meanwhile Shrove Tuesday 2009, mark it well, another black day for this beleaguered land.

Zimbab-UK #1

So, its not illegal to con a big fat wad of tax-payers cash by claiming You live in Your sisters broom cupboard. ( notwithstanding the fact that the economy is in the toilet and thousands of jobs are being lost every week.) Because MP's live by their own rules.

Thats OK then.

You Sad Sorry Witless Pathetic Contemptible Mental Cripple!

If You havent noticed yet that this country is uniquely in the shit, what planet are You living on?
If You can't resign You could just try dying. Soon!

Sacked...

...and about time too!

An Apology.

It appears I may have done Sharon "fat pay off imminent" Shoesmith an injustice in describing Her as a useless arrogant pie- chart making bat-faced harridan. It turns out She's also a fucking liar.

No Need To Worry About The Nagging Element of Choice

It would seem that the talentless, inept, ridiculous, serial failure and complete joke Geoff "Buff" Hoon is so keen on another runway at the over subscribed Heathrow airport, He and the Supreme Being are cooking up a plan with The Spanish Airport Authority to by-pass parliament, in case those pesky MP's do their elected duty and send Him packing. McBroon has such a disregard for public opinion or the authority of parliament You do wonder what He's got in store in May 2010, when He will be required to go to the country.

"It is right not to have an election at this time when I'm getting on with the job...."

Why Aren't Serially Incompetent People Sacked ?

I was under the impression that bat-faced hag, pie-chart maker, and incompetent public servant Sharon "No Apology" Shoesmith had been summarily dismissed Yesterday, and frankly not before time. It appears She is in fact taking an extended holiday at tax-payers expense, which begs the question, what do You have to do wrong as against how little do You have to earn these days to be sacked? This is an insult to the Haringey tax-payers, many of whom are about to become unemployed through no fault of their own, and without a fat pay-off. It is also an insult to the children let down by her ineptitude.

It appears the lady is consulting m'learned friends in the hope of depriving the council coffers of a fat wedge, if the law isn't to be proved to be an ass, She will be told to get stuffed will she not?

Turds Of The Month (Part 2)

The utterly useless pie-chartist, Sharon Shoesmith, newly unemployed today, represents everything that is wrong with this country. Picking up a six figure salary, at tax-payers expense of course, no doubt to deliver centred solutions of some description. She proved not to give a toss about the one thing She was there to do, ensure the protection of at risk Children. Good riddance, although I'm sure Haringey Coouncil could find Her a new job, delivering clean bog solutions, preferably with Her head.

As for Childrens Secretary, oily Ed Balls, well it took Him long enough, no doubt the public outcry and the Daily Wades campaign got Him to act in the end. Can't really forget His two greasy early morning appearances on the BBC, using them to take cheap shots at Flashman, who had no right of reply, or that He did nothing until the public forced His hand. And He never has to use a door.

What McBroon Means

Gurning, grinning in a wierd and inappropriate way, ranting furiously and incoherently, chanting phrases repeatedly like some kind of comfort blanket, the booby hatch beckons for the dear leader. Anyway heres a list of some of His favourite phrases and what they really mean

These are global problems; I've made a mess of things and I need to shift the blame so I don't look like a dickhead.

It started in America; I need to push the blame somewhere and America is quite unpopular so I might not look like a dickhead

No 15% interest rates like the 1990's; If I can make it look like things could be worse maybe people will not notice that I look like a dickhead.

Youre not fit to be the opposition; I don't want to talk to You because You are much too clever and will make Me look like a dickhead.

I'm just getting on with the job; I'm not going to answer your questions as I may end up looking like a dickhead.

Its a shame they are playing party politics with this matter; Blimey thats a good question! I didn't expect that one, I'd better make You look unreasonable or I could end up looking like a dickhead.

LIES! LIES! LIES! LIES!

Just had the misfortune to catch McBroons party political broadcast, on behalf of the McBroon party (its all about Him these days,) in the form of an interview on BBCs Politics Show. If I didn't know We were in trouble before I certainly do now. It was an absolute nightmare to watch. Brown sat and chanted His mantra blundering through any attempt to answer a question, if the interviewer got a question in He was met with a non-answer. Most of these were references to the 1990s recession, and 15 and 18% interest rates (mentioned at least 5 times.) I can not remember paying such a rate , I would have lost My home if I had I am sure, I can remember tat wih hard work and a little austerity I survived quite easily. I have no such confidence now. Also He lost no opportunity to remind us that problems were global (lost count,) no use to the people whose problems are very local. McBroon was quite extraordinary, He seems to have not the slightest idea what is going on around Him. He speaks of People building up assets during the boom in addition to their houses, that will get them through, and lower interest rates ( forgetting the higher capital on many houses set against plummeting house prices,) than the 15% and 18% interests He clings desperately to repeating them over and over. He hasn't worked out that people have already lost their jobs, are already having their houses reposessed, will not be there to help out with His future tax rises. His bail-out of the banks has failed, the banks have cut and run with the money. All of this was punctuated with wierd and inaprpriate grins. I fear the man is blissfully unaware of the depth of the problems in front of Him. Someone needs to wake up to this, someone needs to tell Him that things are already bad, someone needs to tell Him that people are already in defensive mode, that they are not about to start spending money just because He wants them to.

We can't continue anymore to pretend that He has the answers. Its time to stand up when He lies, stand up when He bullies, stand up when He makes statements that He can't back up. This concerns everybody, left, right, Labour, Tory, Lib Dem. Its beyond party politics now, its much more serious than that, the future of the country is at stake, do not leave it in this mans hands.