An arm farting contest would be more informative.

Don't think I'll be bothering with the leaders debate later on, nothing of interest lies therein. Mind , don't doubt that the cycloptic cretin will lie like a cheap chinese watch and as usual nobody will call him on it.

1997 and all that # 1 Don't vote Tory because of the Health cuts.

So how about the next time some dribbling cretin of a liebour panjandram starts going on about all the wonderful things the government have been doing about ........ since the dark days of 1997, You just shut the idiot up with some well aimed dentistry.

The tories just don't care about health do they? Well I first moved to Stafford in 1989, one of the first things I noticed was the brand new hospital very near the middle of the town. My wife trained as a nurse there, (apropos of nothing so did Kenneth Clarkes daughter,) both of My sons were born there and generally it stood as an example of all that was good about the county town. So after nearly 12 years of Liebour ministry how did it come to be a national disgrace ?

I don't think there is any one single reason for it, just the drip drip of eye-catching initiatives that used to be this governments hallmark, until they started doing an impression of some kleptocratic banana republic, filling their boots while the country collapses around them. Meaningless targets, where treating cut fingers is the same as treating major traumatic injuries. pointless flagship legislation like foundation hospitals, pertinent here, which means nothing to real people, cut price cleaning contracts ( peanuts, monkeys You know the score, ) I could go on. In the end as any fule no the key to running a good hospital is well trained and motivated doctors and nurses, along with immaculate cleanliness, until they realise that there is where the money needs to be channelled this will continue. Dont hold your breath.

My MP Michael Fabricant says that in 1999 He was told by ambulance paramedics that in life threatening cases it was better to go to Queens hospital Burton, than Stafford, though He made enquiries at the time, He was "fobbed off."

What Allah Wants Allah Gets ( Or You Pay For Plod And This Is What You Get! )

So welcome home the Royal Anglian Regiment, to the good wishes of the fine people of the home counties. But while Your there why not march past a bunch of filthy, indolent, scrounging, beardy mosque-rats, and their scrim-faced scrubbers kicking up a stink, much to the disgust of any right thinking human being who realises that these good men are, after all, only doing their job whatever their thoughts on the war.

So are these stinking pigdogs incredibly brave as well as phenominally idiotic? NO! because they are only doing it because they are being allowed to, given the protection of plod. No doubt this is in line with government diktats on "equality" and "diversity". but without plod they wouldn't be there, because they would get what's coming to them, in spades, ( and rightly so too ). So these brave soldiers of Islam are effectively officially sanctioned on their bold jihad, and guess who's paying for this? well You the tax-payer (including the good men of the Royal Anglian Regiment of course,) are funding this verminous lot in the shape of benefits that amount to more than the aforementioned troops are paid in wages. And who is paying for plod to preserve the "yuman rights" of this scholarly lot, why the good people who's day was spoiled by their malodorous presence in the shape of extortionate council tax.

It's not the first time of course that weve been insulted by the government this way, a couple of years ago a load of them got animated about some satirical cartoons they hadn't seen, in a small circulation regional newspaper, they hadn't heard of, and gained official sanction to march through the streets of the capital, letting us know exactly what they wanted to do to us, ( beheading us mainly ), although nobody in the country had the spine to publish the offending items. Meanwhile Jack Sinister the then foreign secretary made a great spectacle of himself, soiling his pants in public whilst railing against the feckless danes. All this had the effect of sending me and many like me running to the computer to see what the fuss was about, ( not a lot BTW ).

Planet Liebour

I decided to have another go at this blog after reading the comments of New Liebour mentallist harridan Hazel "Fanny Squeers" Blears. Who seems to have missed the point somewhat in Her tirade against internet blogging suggesting that ordinary people with computers have no business writing beastly stuff about our betters, ie cabinet ministers, who have a difficult job extracting our hard earned cash and micro-managing every aspect of our lives. Of course, far be it from Me to point out anything like what an utter berk She looks every time She goes on Question Time, spouting the usual party crap and trying to score points by chiming in with infantile remarks ,then looking very pleased with herself, but that would be beneath Me. Apparently She is none to chuffed bless Her little mittens. that so much time is being spent on digging up political miscreancy. Well much as I am loath to cause the good lady any more grief, She can get stuffed I feel that what follows may be somewhat unkind to Her and Her chums.

I don't know if the Glenrothes result was a sign that McBroon is making a comeback, or a sign of disillusionment with the SNP, a case of people casting their votes for a respected local candidate or whether Koko the monkey would have won if He'd turned up in a red rosette chuntering about Keir Hardie and Ramsey MacDonald. To be perfectly honest it doesn't matter because there is no way McBroon is planning on calling an election because He doesn't think He needs to inconvenience us with the nagging element of choice. By the way do You think, as the Dear Leader would have us believe that the financial crisis is over? If so where do You work?