Speaker Martin is a disgrace and must go!

I don't know what He was thinking of clashing with Kate Hoey and Norman Baker, but Ms Hoey is an example of what an MP should be. The same cannot be said of Gorbals.

Moat Dredging?

Moat dredging? no wonder You voted against transparency!

Hat-tip Guido

Why didn't You come to me?

I'd have done it for fifty, did You really need to claim for that?

Anything on the golden Balls couple yet?

Just askin' .

Woolas, " I didn't, Oh yes I did "

But only because He was told to apparently. Incidentally I have to pay for My own food and I don't actually earn anything at the moment never mind £64,766 pa. I take it the telegraph wont be troubled by M'learned friends on Your behalf then?

Apparently She's very angry.

Oh really, I'm not surprised, being caught at it like that. Frankly I'm incandescent. By the way were the people of your Luton South constituency begging You to run for that seat, because someone else would have done it if You hadn't. Furthermore if You find it so hard You could stand aside rather than resort to criminality. You thief.

" It could be deemed to be edging towards what is unacceptable"

In other words it's the most blatantly weak excuse for outright fraudulence. You are a crook and I am contacting the police, clearly this is outside whatever " rules " there are. Furthermore it being within the rules does not mean You have done nothing wrong. In the meantime lets see you and Woolas sue.

Anyone want to see......

.....Woolas actually sue the Telegraph?