Oh Hello!

Well done Gordon, You've found the Midlands, only took You thirteen years. No doubt you'll forget where it is again if You're still PM next week.

What? Am I missing something?

In a microcosm of the state of England today, a young girl broke down in tears as she described how hard it is to make ends meet. Quick as a flash He's on his feet and ranting like a loon about organising a march, a march! to demand a living wage. Gordon you hopeless arsewipe You are the prime minister, You! It was up to You to sort this out. You failed, as always, because You are useless. What next? will You deliver yourself a petition? Gordon just go and fuck off back to wherever You came from.

An arm farting contest would be more informative.

Don't think I'll be bothering with the leaders debate later on, nothing of interest lies therein. Mind , don't doubt that the cycloptic cretin will lie like a cheap chinese watch and as usual nobody will call him on it.