Monday 27 August 2007

New Liebour Twazzer Of The Week.

Step forward Ms Jacquie " I smoked a bit of that once" Smith, Home Sec (for what it's worth). After responding quite well to the most inept wave of terror attacks in the history of inept terror attacks, She came up with a blinding response to the news that Britains kids have moved on from stabbing each other and are now shooting each other instead. She's going to crack down with......Acceptable behaviour contracts. That should have them cacking themselves! Well done Jacquie.
Honorary Twazzer for lifetime achievement, John "Two Jags" Prescott A K A "Prezza", "Two Shags". Former minister for Corpulence, Over eating, Bluster and Crass behaviour, achievements too many to mention but his career high point must be the "Mullet-Punch" episode.

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