Sunday 7 December 2008

Cretins Of The Week

A magnificent performance by speaker "Gorbals Mick" Martin. His attept to throw the blame around was quite the most shameless spectacle since, well since the last time "Al Zymer" Skinner rose to speak.


Not to be outdone, Smiffy's increasingly deranged performances give the impression that She's lost the plot and is back at school claiming that someone bigger did it and ran away. It should be said that Her pathetic, whining and thouroughly disgraceful response to the kicking She recieved from the European Court of Human Rights proves that, wait for it, She is not fit to be in government, She is not fit to be a minister of the crown and She is not fit to be a member of the House of Commons.(Frankly She is not fit to be a human being.)


In the spirit of bi-partisanship I would also like to honour Muslim-baiter Philip Green (Con, Shipley) who felt that it was neccessary to criticise Russell Brands award for best stand-up at the British Comedy Awards, on the grounds that, well take a guess. Philip just get on with Your job, You've never seen His act, I doubt that You have even heard the offending (and offensive) calls. Frankly I think Frankie Boyle or Al Murray were more deserving but that's my opinion.

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