Sunday 8 February 2009

An Open Letter To Lord George Foulkes Of Cumnock P.C. B.Sc. J.P.



Dear George, frankly given Your record You would think You would keep a low profile, obviously not. Well done for shooting that big trap of Yours off, yet again, this time over Jeremy Clarksons entirely accurate description of Your party leader and unelected first minister of England. First point, You say something should be done about Clarkson, I agree, He should be knighted forthwith.I was interested that You said that He had insulted Brown three times, calling him a liar, Scottish and one-eyed. ( I notice no mention of calling him an idiot, I suppose there are some things that You can't deny,)
Well George, Its easy for You who grew rich at the expense of English, as well as Scottish and Welsh workers to pretend to be angry, but there are really angry people out here in the real world, let me spell it out for You. What Clarkson said was nothing, nothing at all. We hate him, We hate You and Your freeloading ways, You don't have the right of outrage, You have no rights.
Also I wasn't aware that the Scots, who generally like to remind people of their Scottishness were so sensitive about being reminded of their nationality. Looking forward to Your imminent kicking next year,
Yours,
King Athelstan.

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