If You can't get rid of people like this,

What is the point of You? I mean seriously what kind of crippled, spineless, useless, overpaid, joke of a government can't even ship these undesirables out of the country?

Meet Chuka.

Introducing the official mascot of tis blog, Chuka. Chuka represents to me the ludicrous, vacuous nature of modern politics, He stands for absolutely nothing at all. A man who just needed a party to drape its colours around him, safe seat, job done, now Chuka is free to go on the BBC on a regular basis, and spout a lot of meaningless drivel which passes over everyones head, they have called him the British Obama, sounds about right.

Chuka Umunna is ihe MP for Streatham and is Shadow Business secretary.

Where do You even start with all this?

It wasn't always this bad, I can remember a time not so long ago when things were simpler, more frugal perhaps but happier. Its funny that if You leave things unchecked, if you just let people do things they want to, without question I suppose this resultant shambles is what you get, it was a nice place to live once, friendly, happy, undamaged by the bad ideas that pollute the minds of the social engineering country-wreckers, who know better than us of course, how we should live, breathe, eat, sleep, defecate, think and breathe. Well the reckonings coming I feel so we'll see who survives.

Oh Hello!

Well done Gordon, You've found the Midlands, only took You thirteen years. No doubt you'll forget where it is again if You're still PM next week.

What? Am I missing something?

In a microcosm of the state of England today, a young girl broke down in tears as she described how hard it is to make ends meet. Quick as a flash He's on his feet and ranting like a loon about organising a march, a march! to demand a living wage. Gordon you hopeless arsewipe You are the prime minister, You! It was up to You to sort this out. You failed, as always, because You are useless. What next? will You deliver yourself a petition? Gordon just go and fuck off back to wherever You came from.

An arm farting contest would be more informative.

Don't think I'll be bothering with the leaders debate later on, nothing of interest lies therein. Mind , don't doubt that the cycloptic cretin will lie like a cheap chinese watch and as usual nobody will call him on it.

Smug berk alert!

I've always considered Postman Plod to be overrated even by the standards of this lame and enfeebled government, He never has much of any use to say unless it is on his favourite topic, the tories. He was chiefly responsible for the "sainted" NHS policy of " Die in agony with no help if You dare to mortgage Your house/ spend all your life savings on treatments We won't provide for You." As for his treatment of the hapless Gary McKinnon, this is predictable and continues the Juntas tradition of victimising the most vulnerable. ( See Blind Pew/ Maxine Carr.) All of this trademark unpleasantness delivered with His usual brand of grinning boyish south eastern charm.

Nobody else seems to have mentioned this but yesterday mornings execrable performance on " The Politics Show" made the supreme leader look almost efficient. From the off He was armed and dangerous, ready to fill us in on the tories, their cuts, the tories, they are nasty, the tories, will ruin the "recovery". If You didn't know about the tories by now, well you soon would! ( By the way "the tories" have been out of government since 1997 is what you didn't hear, and the tories are not responsible for the state of the economy.) All good until the impertinent interviewer asked a question. The resulting train wreck was something to see. I'll not break it down here but some strange stuff did come out in the rambling responses.

He said, honestly he did, remember what it was like in 1997! I do remember 1997, very well, and very fondly. An economy that was booming, best employment figures for years, house prices picking up, that 1997. It wasn't all good however, the country made a grave error in my view, but then who wanted the awful tories to carry on spoiling the party?

He said, really he did , there is noone better than Brown to lead the country. So in the labour party they can't beat a washed up, raving, serially dishonest, obfuscating, incredibly unpopular nutter. If He is the best I can't imagine the worst.

Finally asked if He would debate the BNP, he was back with the boyish offensive, puffed up and smug he declared, " I havent shared a platform with a fascist in 45 years." Nice one Al! Small point here, you lot have been alienating so many people over the last 12 years, many of them haven't given a thought as to the wider policies of the BNP and just see it this way. You hate them take their money and give it to people they hate. The BNP, they think, is on their side, and against those who have always let them down. The BNP have direct unchallenged access to them, no awkward questions asked. So I say this to You Al, empty chair the fascists by all means,but if You don't share a platform with a fascist now and ask the right questions, you could find yourself sharing a platform with a fascist soon enough. ( He'll be the one putting a rope around your neck.)*

* I'll not weep for Your swinging corpse.

Coming Soon (ish)

After an unplanned break, I intend to overhaul the blog in the next few days. Much to say on Libyagate, and the governments, ( Browns, ) dishonesty (again).

So much for the country, so much for the party.

So as the workers of LDV join the victims of his ineptitude any hope of a fresh start for the workers of Britain is crushed by the feeble and spineless PLP, the country will stagger on bleeding and dying. As more lose, less will buy, more will lose and the economy will continue to fail. It seems that we can't be rid of the rotting human shambles, shouting, mumbling and dribbling, ranting and abusing dragging the once great bastion of the Britsh left to further ignominy, I could care less. Goodbye Labour, so called party of the people, you were never any use and you never will be.

I don't know if I'll ever see anything more pathetic than the PM being booed by the Normandy veterans on Saturday. The way in which the cretins of the PLP have used the expenses scandal as an excuse to spinelessly weasel out of their duty to the Country ( and party,) comes close.

Election-Watch@358

A general election must be held on or before 3rd June 2010. There are now 358 days to go. Will labour cling to Dr James Gordon Brown to the bitter end? Will they change leader? Will they collapse? The countdown begins here.

Meanwhile....

I was pleased to see so many Labour councillors turfed out here in Staffordshire, and I was looking forward to turfing their MPs out at the general election. As he was not standing I was pleased that the member for my neighbouring constituency, Dr Tony Wright, an honourable man, would not suffer the indignity. A pity then that he made an arse of himself on radio 5 this morning.

Dr Phyllis Starkey MP, shameless lying get!

For chutzpah, its hard to beat this obscure nonentity, the member for Milton Keynes.

"The message from my voters is they like Gordon, they admire Gordon, they are astonished we'd think about getting rid of him."

Frankly I'm speechless, well almost, which voters did you canvas on this? Have You really been canvassing because I haven't seen a lot of it lately, especially from Labour.

Well you will just have to put up with it.

Well they'll be forming their own little club with their goose-stepping chums, and I should remind You whose PR system made all possible, if You bring that to Westminster you'll have them there too ( Alan "no balls" Johnson). They were your seats they took too, they are scum but you're not much better. Hey-ho thats democracy.

Well who's fault was it?

So the British Nazi party are now represented in the EP. Boo bloody hoo. So who's to blame? Who drew attention to them by making a big point of using tax payers money to organise counter-demonstrations? Who refused to allow the BNP a platform to expose their odious, ridiculous and unworkable policies? Who alienated the white working class male, their core voters? Whose fault is it that so many people are losing their jobs? Who insulted British workers, saying they were unskilled and lazy. Answers on a postcard to the BrownsLabour quiz. C/O 10 Downing Street.

Will nobody rid us of this turbulent prat?

This is a very low point indeed, not just for this blogger but for the countries ( for there are four of us, ) as a whole. Never in the history of parliamentary politics has one man stood above all, smugly content to put himself before the people, his party, his friends and his family in the vain pursuit of his own personal glory. Gordon Brown is a vain, avaricious, cowardly, self obsessed, functionally inarticulate, bullying braggart. He is not only the worst person ever to hold the post of Prime Minister ( and First Lord of the Treasury), a role to which he was elected neither by party or by country. He is also the worst cabinet minister and the worst MP ever to hold office, he is utterly unfit for purpose, if there is nobody better to lead the Labour party, then God help the labour party and God help all of us. It must follow therefore that anybody not associated with this pathetically discredited (dis) organisation is better qualified to lead the country than anyone within it, fair enough!

The labour party is preparing itself for its worst nightmare, when Brown is forced constitutionally to face his worst nightmare, election by the people he has always held in the utmost contempt the party will face a pointy reckoning, the people of this country are indeed angry, furious even at parliaments disgraceful larceny, but they are more so at the ruination of their country. Last year the party suffered numerous electoral humiliations, the loss of Crewe and Nantwich stood out for the utterly crass nature of the campaign, particularly as the bye-election was brought about by the death of the redoubtable party stalwart Gwyneth Dunwoody, and the candidate was her own daughter. On Thursday the parties county councillors were turfed out en masse, as the country took the opportunity to give their verdict on Gordon Brown, they also had the opportunity to do likewise through the elections to the European parliament. ( As yet the results are not known but they should be humiliating to say the least.)

And yet on they go content to group themselves around their man, two potential leaders David Milliband and Alan Johnson have proven themselves unfit by their craven cowardice, the price they will pay will be far greater than the one they would have payed for showing backbone and wielding the knife, which may have saved their party and their political futures. Of those that quit James Purnell and Caroline " Bernie" Flint should live to fight another day, the latter undeservedly given her irritatingly sour demeanour and gormless performances on Question Time. Of the rest Jacqui Smith has no political future, some may live, some may die I could care less.

Of the great destroyer he continues to live among toadies and sycophants, listening to noone, trotting out his usual rehearsed lines we've heard before. He answers no questions and hides away from the ordinary people he so clearly despises, wickedly he glories in the financial chaos he has wrought with his greed and ineptitude, shirking the blame pointing at opponents as if it was their doing and reminding us how pleased he is at the suffering and poverty that he has overseen. I would say that for the good of the country, his party, his family and himself this sorry fool should depart forthwith. It would be the best outcome for what it is worth. If however He remains to the bitter end then so be it. I look forward to his unprecedented humiliation, and enjoying it. I look forward also to the utter destruction of the labour party, for allowing this caledonian clown to run riot. Frankly I hate You, I hate your lies, I hate your stupid political correctness. I despise you, I despise your dimwitted sense of entitlement, I despise your hatred of the English and your contempt for the working man. I hope your life does not become too dull not being able to order us plebs around any more, you are heading for third place but in time fourth and fifth are up for grabs. Take your regional quangos. your ID cards. your snooping and your czars, get stuffed and go to hell. As for Gordon Brown I would wish him dead but I like the idea of him growing old, despised and derided the man who took the whole rotting hulk with him. Good riddance.

BrownsLabour, desperate, dishonest, shabby and ignoring the main story.

That was the worst ever party election broadcast, period. If those truculent looking idiots were real wouldn't they be pointing the finger at the parasitic clown that got them into this hole? Utter crap!

Speaker Martin is a disgrace and must go!

I don't know what He was thinking of clashing with Kate Hoey and Norman Baker, but Ms Hoey is an example of what an MP should be. The same cannot be said of Gorbals.

Moat Dredging?

Moat dredging? no wonder You voted against transparency!

Hat-tip Guido

Why didn't You come to me?

I'd have done it for fifty, did You really need to claim for that?

Anything on the golden Balls couple yet?

Just askin' .