Cretins Of The Week.

1. Fanny Squeers, of course.

2. The imbecilic, adolescent dick-head on Question time last night, who in an attempt to justify His belief that the fuss over the Ross-Brand fiasco was somewhat overblown, indeed it was, suggested that Andrew Sachs deserved little sympathy as his portrayal of "Manuel" created a stereotype. I hardly know where to begin on this one, leaving aside the fact that the character, a nervous catalonian waiter living in fear of his maniacal, pompous little Englander employer, was not the butt of the joke. Forgetting that the character was created by John Cleese and Connie Booth. This twerp clearly didn't realise that Sachs, a German Jew by birth, who fled Berlin in the 30's knows all there is to know about real bigotry and intolerance. Go and play with your train set kiddy.

3. Whoever called the Glenrothes by-election for the SNP.

4. Also Smiffy, still flogging the "plastic poll tax"( Iain Dale,) which apparently we can't wait for. Of course not dear.