Saturday 8 November 2008

The love-in continues.

Oddbornes been at it again, turning out sycophantic puff pieces for Jocky in the Mail. Apparently the Glenrothes My-Dads-bigger-than-Your-Dad contest between Salmond and McBroon is in some way an indicator that the Jocksters been rehabilitated south of the border, what with His performance in the financial crisis and all that. In fact We could even be talking the E word here, given that He's closed the gap on the Tories apparently and then there was Gideon on that yacht and You know. I don't want to be the one to urinate on the frites here but the dear leader is lagging a little in the polls yet, and given that He couldn't quite manage to
stand for the leadership of the party when there was no real alternative, nor when the alternative was John Smith (RIP,) not much real chance of Him taking the risk of being sent hameward tae think again now is there? Whatevers going on up in Scotland between Liebour and the SNP has little to do with English voters, but there was clearly more to it than who gets to come down to Westminster and pass laws over the English, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah rights then to McBroon and co. Meanwhile there is a small matter of a situation spiralling rapidly out of control with Christmas fast approaching and people losing their jobs or working increasingly short hours, if I was Jocky I'd be visiting with My mates in the middle east or phoning up the president-elect to see how Hes fixed for Christmas, don't want those nouveau homeless chucking their turkey twizzlers at Him.

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